Swisher Sweets, Philly, Black & Mild, etc

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 11:14 AM

Hey Oilik... is your name Ryan? Do you live in Ohio? Are you 17 years old? Who is buying those righteous cigars for you - or do you use a fake ID?

-Buzz

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Daigz

Get ready to be bedazzled.....

Hmm... Seems to go along with the "mate" theme.

I once heard a rumor, not that long ago, that the younger generation uses gas station cigars to hide their marijuana use. Is that still true?

**nhcigarfan** · 02-09-2011, 12:31 PM

Don't answer he be da fuzz

**nhcigarfan** · 02-09-2011, 12:32 PM

..

**TachyCoventry** · 02-09-2011, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Don't answer he be da fuzz

Naw he's only the Corresponding Authorities on this site...

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Don't answer he be da fuzz

I've gone to the 'dark' side now - corporate...

**nhcigarfan** · 02-09-2011, 03:41 PM

Feds?

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Feds?

...and here I thought you liked me, Tyler!

Nope - purely corporate. But I have interacted a tad with the Feds...

**insight** · 02-09-2011, 05:48 PM

He only switched up becase he wanted a job that required less wearing pants

**nhcigarfan** · 02-09-2011, 06:02 PM

Do you have a segway? with lights on it?

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Do you have a segway? with lights on it?

Fast!

-Buzz

**b.read** · 02-09-2011, 06:07 PM

He just needs a cherry on his helmet and he'd be set.

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

Do you have a segway? with lights on it?

I suppose, in its loosest form of definition, a mall cop could be construed as being "corporate". As crazy as it is around here sometimes (you'd think I work at a mall), it is not a mall I work at...

...and - as much as I've rallyed for segway's my boss has drawn the line on the expense. So - much to my chagrin - I'm forced to walk around on my own two feet.

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by insight

He only switched up becase he wanted a job that required less wearing pants

I have a funny story about that I could share sometime - but only if you ply it out of me with several fingers of single malt and a Davidoff.

**ggiese** · 02-09-2011, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by b.read

He just needs a cherry on his helmet and he'd be set.

Perhaps next year I could sneak into the budget one of those hard hats that has the red flashing light on top?

One can only hope!!!

**badwhale** · 02-09-2011, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

I have a funny story about that I could share sometime - but only if you ply it out of me with several fingers of single malt and a Davidoff.

What gas station do you pick those up at?

Oilik · 02-09-2011, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

Hey Oilik... is your name Ryan? Do you live in Ohio? Are you 17 years old? Who is buying those righteous cigars for you - or do you use a fake ID?

-Buzz

Nice Google search. It's a powerful search engine, amirite? You've got my name and state right, but on the web I'm multiple ages ;). I also specialize in white hat for corporate companies, so lets not dig any deeper or you might get in a pit when the white hat is taken off for a black one. ;)
I respect you for taking the time to dig up the information, but you really might want to verify it right next time(like I do).

**Mangyrat** · 02-09-2011, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Oilik

Nice Google search. It's a powerful search engine, amirite? You've got my name and state right, but on the web I'm multiple ages ;). I also specialize in white hat for corporate companies, so lets not dig any deeper or you might get in a pit when the white hat is taken off for a black one. ;)
I respect you for taking the time to dig up the information, but you really might want to verify it right next time(like I do).

Would one of the mods please just Ban this under aged blunt smoking wannabe cigar smoker.

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Oilik

Nice Google search. It's a powerful search engine, amirite? You've got my name and state right, but on the web I'm multiple ages ;). I also specialize in white hat for corporate companies, so lets not dig any deeper or you might get in a pit when the white hat is taken off for a black one. ;)
I respect you for taking the time to dig up the information, but you really might want to verify it right next time(like I do).

Interesting... so you are saying that when you said you were 14 years old back in 2008 - that was a lie? Out of curiosity, what would compel you to do that?

I find myself asking myself - self, what makes more sense...

[May 13, 2008] Sup, I'm Ryan from Ohio. Made my first beige box yesterday after starting to get into the scene yesterday. My mom told me I couldn't tear the phone apart, so I took the dial up modem out of my old HP and put 2 prongs in the middle where the green and red wires are, and soldered them to 2 wires on the outside. So I can plug phones and such in there without destroying phones. :)

Edit:
Forgot to mention, I'm 14, so if I have a few noob moments, it's not my fault.. entirely my fault that is.. :p

Whatever you do, please don't put the black hat on... ashauler's poodle HATES black hats and he bites ankles like nobody's business.

Why'd you stop calling me mate?

Age linky: http://www.phonelosers.com/index.php...32850#msg32850

By the way, very impressive L33t L3v3i... you may soon get to that olive green hat!

-Buzz

garryyjr · 02-09-2011, 07:29 PM

Still new to the site.. Do we get internet punks here a lot? Or are they people trying to be cool then get put to shame by all the more intelligent people here?

But at any point, makes for good reading while I enjoy my stogie.

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