Swisher Sweets, Philly, Black & Mild, etc

Oilik · 02-09-2011, 07:43 PM

I see you want me to leave, so that I will. I will let you know, however, that's my cousin using my computer who thought it was alright to use my username to sign up for websites after I demonstrated a PHP injection for a ShoutPro shoutbox, and he wanted to learn phreaking and hacking things.

I do applaud your findings though, mate. :) You're the first I've seen to dig up things on the web as deep as I. Dig a little harder and you'll find a list of all the people whom I've owned, websites I've hacked, and companies I've worked for as a security penetration tester.

You win this battle though, as I want to keep my cousin out of a bunch of bullshit from some near middle aged man(didn't find out he was doing it until a year after he started it when I gave him a computer and wifi repeater with a 1,000ft radius).

Bye everyone. :)

**Mangyrat** · 02-09-2011, 07:58 PM

Bye

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Oilik

I see you want me to leave, so that I will. I will let you know, however, that's my cousin using my computer who thought it was alright to use my username to sign up for websites after I demonstrated a PHP injection for a ShoutPro shoutbox, and he wanted to learn phreaking and hacking things.

I do applaud your findings though, mate. :) You're the first I've seen to dig up things on the web as deep as I. Dig a little harder and you'll find a list of all the people whom I've owned, websites I've hacked, and companies I've worked for as a security penetration tester.

You win this battle though, as I want to keep my cousin out of a bunch of bullshit from some near middle aged man(didn't find out he was doing it until a year after he started it when I gave him a computer and wifi repeater with a 1,000ft radius).

Bye everyone. :)

I don't want you to leave. Thanks for explaining that about your cousin - that makes perfect sense now. So that was your cousin, who didn't lie about his age, but did lie about his name - got it. I can't wait to dig deep and find the websites you hacked - that will be so l33t to see the phreaking hacking l33tn355! If I were you though, I wouldn't be so proud about the title of "security penetration tester".

What battle exactly did I win? Do I get an award? Do I get a hat? I could really use a new hat - just not a black one. I could really use a new wifi repeater too... oh man that would be l33t!

Hey Ryan, real quick - before you go... how old are you?

-Buzz

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 08:04 PM

Sorry guys, I forgot to add pictures...

-Buzz

**Mangyrat** · 02-09-2011, 08:24 PM

I thought you always wore 2 white hats ?
That black pointy one is way to big for you.

Originally Posted by buzz

Sorry guys, I forgot to add pictures...

-Buzz

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

I thought you always wore 2 white hats ?
That black pointy one is way to big for you.

- I forgot about that hat - you know I still have that picture hanging on my fridge! The wifey doesn't much care for it but I have to put up with her scented hand soap so it's one of those compromises.

-Buzz

**bigwhiteash** · 02-09-2011, 09:31 PM

Black hat?

White hat??

No match for the AFDB!

**cigarsarge** · 02-09-2011, 10:21 PM

Oilik banned...No underage folks allowed. He should grow up to be a stellar fucktard.

**buzz** · 02-09-2011, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

Oilik banned...No underage folks allowed. He should grow up to be a stellar fucktard.

Dangit sarge, didn't you pay attention? That wasn't Ryan, it was his cousin. His cousin is 17, but Ryan is older. You see, his cousin got on Ryan's computer and signed up for a forum because he wanted to learn about phreaking and hacking... this was all very clear. Ryan needed to keep his cousin out of trouble from some middle aged man, who likely wears a red hat.

You banned my matey... dangit, just dangit.

-Buzz

**badwhale** · 02-09-2011, 11:22 PM

I'm about to fire up a Padron Natural ~ 3000 from the local Exxon...

Whoops! Wrong thread!!!

Or is it?

**slcraiders** · 02-09-2011, 11:43 PM

Figured you all might get a good chuckle out of this PM sent to me by our new friend a couple days ago. This has fishy written all over it...

Oilik

Banned

Join Date Feb 2011 Posts 11

Cigars for sale

I saw your thread with cigars for sale but it was from '08. I was wondering if you still had some, and what your cheapest fiver and cheapest single if you'd sell a single would be, with the 3% PayPal fee on there as well as shipping. I get paid next Friday so I will not be able to make any deals until then, right now I'm scoping the cigarsmokers.com market and seeing what everybody has. Also if you don't mind me asking where you'd be shipping from(I don't want your address as there's no need for that, just zip or city so I can use the shipping time calculator to get all my orders lined up so I don't run out, just bought a sampler from Cigar.com[are they any good? Never bought from them before] if you don't want to give this information out not a problem I respect your privacy).
Thanks, and have a good one. I'm looking for an Oilick Bullshit Especial Gold, I head you have the silvers but those suck. Kidding, obviously, so anyway, prices would be excellent.
Thanks,
Ryan

P.S. do you have any cigar tips or information? I'm obviously new to cigars, I'm a tobacco enthusiast and decided that apart from my specialized cigarette, dip, chew, and misc oral and nasal tobacco knowledge, I realized I know not shit about cigars and they're the most interesting and cultural of all tobacco.

**b.read** · 02-10-2011, 12:00 AM

Wow...I've read a lot of threads that have resulted in folks gettin' banned, but this is the first I've participated in.

I feel privileged that it was one full of talks of beer, bedazzlin' and good ole penetration.

**ashauler** · 02-10-2011, 09:47 AM

Penetration tester, huh, first time I've heard it called that. I imagine old oilslick is pretty good at it.

**ggiese** · 02-10-2011, 10:03 AM

oilslick's penetration test of cigarsmokers lasted all of 3 days. Not bad!!!

**mrtr33** · 02-10-2011, 10:21 AM

I'm obviously new to cigars, I'm a tobacco enthusiast and decided that apart from my specialized cigarette, dip, chew, and misc oral and nasal tobacco knowledge, I realized I know not shit about cigars and they're the most interesting and cultural of all tobacco.

What, like nicotine suppositories?

**ggiese** · 02-10-2011, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by mrtr33

What, like nicotine suppositories?

Yeah - after that post I started getting the same creepy "this guy spends WAY too much time experimenting with tobacco" vibes. It brought images of him with Crisco, several packages Back Woods, Swisher's, and various flavored gas station cigars on rubber sheets in his bedroom next to his Justin Beiber posters - doing all kinds of crazy, kinky things. Bad image...

...that was until his mom caught him in the act.

Kids nowadays - I tell ya!

**heftysmokes** · 02-10-2011, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Yeah - after that post I started getting the same creepy "this guy spends WAY too much time experimenting with tobacco" vibes. It brought images of him with Crisco, several packages Back Woods, Swisher's, and various flavored gas station cigars on rubber sheets in his bedroom next to his Justin Beiber posters - doing all kinds of crazy, kinky things. Bad image...

...that was until his mom caught him in the act.

Kids nowadays - I tell ya!

Wow, it sounds like you thought about this waaay too much, and in waaaay too great detail.

**ashauler** · 02-10-2011, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Wow, it sounds like you thought about this waaay too much, and in waaaay too great detail.

LMFAO....I was thinkin' the same thing.

**ggiese** · 02-10-2011, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Wow, it sounds like you thought about this waaay too much, and in waaaay too great detail.

I know... But with his age and all, it really does not seem that far fetched, does it?

Too bad oilslick's not around any more to provide more detail! It could be very amusing!