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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....
    Aunt Ethel's failed venture into lobster farming. She failed because...
    Smoke em' if you got em'

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    .....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....sex with lobsters never caught on. I decided to fix this by pulling out of my murse.....
    a giant lobster proof steely dan to give the head lobster what-for. Aunt Ethel gasped at the sight of it, and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    ....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....the naked blonde was desperately lunged towards it in an attempt to bring it back to the dilapidated leather fur love seat. Then all of a sudden, outside....
    Thunder crashed, the lights went out, and there was a terrible downpour of hail, mixed with frogs. "This must be a sign of...
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    ....the Necronomicon's true existence!" Without missing a beat, I grabbed a bottle of rye and shrank.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....the Necronomicon's true existence!" Without missing a beat, I grabbed a bottle of rye and shrank.....
    out the door, into the cold frog rain totally missing the kickass sliding door walk in humidor that Aunt Ethel built & stocked for her favorite nephew. Buzz didn't miss that, and went in during the confusion, and stuffed his murse full of Acids and...
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    a CAO flavors assortment. Buzz was especially diggin' the moontrance since it reminded him of......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    a CAO flavors assortment. Buzz was especially diggin' the moontrance since it reminded him of......
    ...."wait a second", thought badwhale, interrupting the narrator. "Why did Aunt Ethel's favorite nephew ask her to stock the humidor with Acids and CAO flavours?" and it occured to him...
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    ... that Buzz couldn't be stealing Acids and CAO Flavors and stuffing them in his murse because he had already thrown his murse across the room - this must be just a dream, or even a dream within a dream! So badwhale, in an attempt to wake himself up...
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    ... that Buzz couldn't be stealing Acids and CAO Flavors and stuffing them in his murse because he had already thrown his murse across the room - this must be just a dream, or even a dream within a dream! So badwhale, in an attempt to wake himself up...
    grabbed a huge nose-hair and gave a yank. The resulting high-pitched scream......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    grabbed a huge nose-hair and gave a yank. The resulting high-pitched scream......
    made buzz drop is backup murse, filled with Acids and CAO Flavours. Pulling the nosehair, badwhale's totem, badwhale knew it wasn't a dream and...
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    ...foolishly starting dancing a jig that he learned from a cabinet installer he had recently met. Halfway through his strip-jig he realized that...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    that there was a murse involved in the discussion and doing a strip-jig might not be wise. He quickly switched to a......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    that there was a murse involved in the discussion and doing a strip-jig might not be wise. He quickly switched to a......
    Cossack CYA dance and accidently kicked Aunt Ethel in the groin. This lead to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Cossack CYA dance and accidently kicked Aunt Ethel in the groin. This lead to...
    ....Bigfoot getting extremely pissed at all the damn noise, which he was already enraged by the fact that he got hit in the face with some "bag" that was thrown across the room in someone's hast. He decided the hell with place, he was.......
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    ....Bigfoot getting extremely pissed at all the damn noise, which he was already enraged by the fact that he got hit in the face with some "bag" that was thrown across the room in someone's hast. He decided the hell with place, he was.......
    ...amazed at the accumulation of the frogs on the ground at this point. What better to do, than grab a Macanudo Hampton Court and.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ...amazed at the accumulation of the frogs on the ground at this point. What better to do, than grab a Macanudo Hampton Court and.......

    ...and fired it up with great enthusiasm. However upon turning green he exhaled killing several of the frogs and....
    Just another day at the office!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger View Post
    ...and fired it up with great enthusiasm. However upon turning green he exhaled killing several of the frogs and....
    then the real shit hit the apocalyptic fan. In the sky above, three suns shown through and burned the surrounding forest to the ground creating a...
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    ....bubbling stew of frogs. While we all sat around in amazement, elation could be heard from.....


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