Never ending.........

[mrtr33]

....bubbling stew of frogs. While we all sat around in amazement, elation could be heard from.....

.....everyone on the board that this thread is getting resurrected. For an entire month, we sat around waiting for.......

[badwhale]

.....everyone on the board that this thread is getting resurrected. For an entire month, we sat around waiting for.......

the effects of the macanoodle smoke to wear off. The suns, having disappeared at that point caused the sky to grow dark, and suddenly...

[kevin7]

the effects of the macanoodle smoke to wear off. The suns, having disappeared at that point caused the sky to grow dark, and suddenly...

I realized that fart wasn't as dry as I thought

[badwhale]

I realized that fart wasn't as dry as I thought

thus forgetting to start a new sentence. This resulted in having to cut my shorts off, and...

[ashauler]

thus forgetting to start a new sentence. This resulted in having to cut my shorts off, and...

forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....

[badwhale]

forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....

they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...

[Tdre977]

they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...

Filled with remorse I constructed an ass hair toupee. Placing it atop my head.....

[mrtr33]

Filled with remorse I constructed an ass hair toupee. Placing it atop my head.....

....I began whining about why people misspell my name, leaving out both 'R's and 'Y's and why people don't willingly send me free shit. So we climbed aboard the Dinosaur Train and......

[badwhale]

....I began whining about why people misspell my name, leaving out both 'R's and 'Y's and why people don't willingly send me free shit. So we climbed aboard the Dinosaur Train and......

and yelled "yabba dabba dooooooooo" as we slid off the tail into a giant tar pit. Meanwhile at the top secret location where Eville is to be stationed...

[ashauler]

and yelled "yabba dabba dooooooooo" as we slid off the tail into a giant tar pit. Meanwhile at the top secret location where Eville is to be stationed...

an odd looking fellow with a very curly toupee was being questioned by the guard on duty. He didn't seem to have a satisfactory answer for.....

[mrtr33]

....he was naked and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. So I turned to the parrot that was standing next to him and said,

[badwhale]

....he was naked and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. So I turned to the parrot that was standing next to him and said,

you wanna cracker, dickwad? At this very moment, I punched the parrot which knocked Macrodoodle guy's ass toupee off and...

[Mizicke5273]

you wanna cracker, dickwad? At this very moment, I punched the parrot which knocked Macrodoodle guy's ass toupee off and...

.....slid down his back, quite coincidentally to the same spot it was shaved from. Macrodoodle quickly jumped up and cried........

[mrtr33]

.....slid down his back, quite coincidentally to the same spot it was shaved from. Macrodoodle quickly jumped up and cried........

....."When do I get to see the sailboat!", and kicked a loud cat. The sun absolutely refused to set until the gerbil army read comic books to......

[ashauler]

....."When do I get to see the sailboat!", and kicked a loud cat. The sun absolutely refused to set until the gerbil army read comic books to......

the loud cat King, who just happened to be wearing an ass-hair toupee of his own. If the loud cat King didn't like the comic the gerbil army selected,.....

[mrtr33]

the loud cat King, who just happened to be wearing an ass-hair toupee of his own. If the loud cat King didn't like the comic the gerbil army selected,.....

.....into the soup they go! All of a sudden, the cat King noticed a murse next to a horribly decayed body and looked inside.....

[ashauler]

.....into the soup they go! All of a sudden, the cat King noticed a murse next to a horribly decayed body and looked inside.....

and whooped with delight at the plethora of Acid Blondies it contained. The loud cat King exclaimed......

[mrtr33]

and whooped with delight at the plethora of Acid Blondies it contained. The loud cat King exclaimed......

...."Let's see that old man next door try and shoot me now!" I just smiled, because I had a Jack of Diamonds in my hand, and had to go to the bathroom, so I walked up to the King.....

[Mizicke5273]

...."Let's see that old man next door try and shoot me now!" I just smiled, because I had a Jack of Diamonds in my hand, and had to go to the bathroom, so I walked up to the King.....

....unzipped and let the Tennessee Waterfall floweth forth like no other right on him. Little did I know though at the same time, a small crowd around me began to.......

[badwhale]

....unzipped and let the Tennessee Waterfall floweth forth like no other right on him. Little did I know though at the same time, a small crowd around me began to.......

chant: shart...shart...shart...SHART...SHART!!!!! Hearing the almighty call of the shart, I...