.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....Originally Posted by badwhale
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.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....
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sittin' in the back room
man, what a nice ass-hair toupee could be made from that Orangutan. I tried to get him to stand still so I could.........
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....finish this MRI and shave his ass. The rain in Spain stays mainly....
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on the plane, I thought to myself while trying to kick my cockney accent. The apocoliptic triple suns were scorching down Aunt Ethel, sunburned all to hell, strolled up naked and....
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Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......
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....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....
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Lucky bastard
Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......
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that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...
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Uncle Tupelo
Lucky bastard
A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......
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"Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....
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Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....
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Uncle Tupelo
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....Gavin MacLeod, who was completely covered in only shaving cream. He wanted to tell me of something so exciting and new, but all I wanted.....
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sittin' in the back room
was to see Tattoo in the orangutan's ass-hair toupee. Sadly, at that exact moment, Gavin's shaving cream suit began to....
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....melt away, so I had the Cat King maul him. All of a sudden, 2 men, a midget, female Siamese twins, a clown, an large woman in a ballerina outfit and a kangaroo nervously came out of a bedroom, but behind them was...
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froth in the crotch region, so I sidestepped him and ran futher INTO (come on people, work with me here) the mansion. Deep inside the playboy mansion, I came to a room with 3 beautiful fountains where were flowing with...
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Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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badwhale, typing really slow, an entry on the Never ending thread. Once the continuity of the story was resolved...
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Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
the Siamese twins, who were really from Cleveland, went batshit on the midget. The clown immediately turned to the majestic ballerina and said.....
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"you smell that? Something smells like someone shit their pants repeatedly..." The clown then took off his red nose and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
tossed it to the kangaroo. "Put that in your pouch and......
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get these newbs going on the Never ending thread." The mere thought of postwhoring excited buzz who just happened to walk in with a murse of his favorite smokes, macanudos, and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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