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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    almost as bad as badwhale's sunflower hat. Buzz climbed out of the Bugatti and pulled the deer that had jumped in front of him out of the middle of the road, laughing because...
    he had a thing for deer. Meanwhile, back at the playboy mansion, where badwhale was gettin' all the chick with his awesome conversation piece of a hat...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    he had a thing for deer. Meanwhile, back at the playboy mansion, where badwhale was gettin' all the chick with his awesome conversation piece of a hat...
    .....when Bigfoot walked in; chewing on some frog legs and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. Bigfoot promptly recognized badwhale; who was hogging all the women......
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    .....when Bigfoot walked in; chewing on some frog legs and smoking a Macanudo Hampton Court. Bigfoot promptly recognized badwhale; who was hogging all the women......
    and bragging on his sunflower hat. It fit into buzz's murse so well that they,.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    and bragging on his sunflower hat. It fit into buzz's murse so well that they,.....
    ...just decided to give the sunflower hat to buzz, as well as a pair of high heels. In it's place, badwhale got a cool, broken in, never-seen-before......


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ...just decided to give the sunflower hat to buzz, as well as a pair of high heels. In it's place, badwhale got a cool, broken in, never-seen-before......
    anti-architect ray gun. The only problem was......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    anti-architect ray gun. The only problem was......
    ....he had to drive 2 hours to pick it up. Where was he going to find....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....he had to drive 2 hours to pick it up. Where was he going to find....
    a car to take him to get it now that Buzz had crashed the Bugatti? Luckily Buzz had an anti-architect ray gun in his murse (DANGIT IT ISN'T A MURSE! ), which he could loan to badwhale as long as...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    a car to take him to get it now that Buzz had crashed the Bugatti? Luckily Buzz had an anti-architect ray gun in his murse (DANGIT IT ISN'T A MURSE! ), which he could loan to badwhale as long as...
    ....everyone stopped making fun of him. But what buzz failed to remember was that badwhale was an engineer, so he built a car out of the ass-toupee, dinosaur droppings, Macanudo Hampton Court cigar tins, and the ether - the only thing he was missing was.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....everyone stopped making fun of him. But what buzz failed to remember was that badwhale was an engineer, so he built a car out of the ass-toupee, dinosaur droppings, Macanudo Hampton Court cigar tins, and the ether - the only thing he was missing was.....
    his pink sunflower hat, which Buzz was sick of by now so gladly gave it back to him. badwhale happily sported the pink hat, hopped in his whale-mobile and took off for Manassas, where...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    his pink sunflower hat, which Buzz was sick of by now so gladly gave it back to him. badwhale happily sported the pink hat, hopped in his whale-mobile and took off for Manassas, where...
    ....he met the shelf-master, who imparted all shelf-mastery masterdom to him. Then they talked about sports, which was great, because....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....he met the shelf-master, who imparted all shelf-mastery masterdom to him. Then they talked about sports, which was great, because....
    it brought back fond memories of high school when badwhale was the top cheerleader. After reminiscing for a time and going on and on about how good he looked in the cheerleader skirt, badwhale snagged the anti-architect ray gun and headed...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    it brought back fond memories of high school when badwhale was the top cheerleader. After reminiscing for a time and going on and on about how good he looked in the cheerleader skirt, badwhale snagged the anti-architect ray gun and headed...
    ....to find buzz. Meanwhile, back at the mansion.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....to find buzz. Meanwhile, back at the mansion.....
    mrtr33 discovered that the playboy bunnies were not as badwhale had described them, and actually turned out to be playgirl hamsters. mrtr33 made haste and escaped to...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    ....the manly-man room, which was only accessible by a careful scan of your libido. After eating a raw steak, drinking a mini-keg and smoking 2 JDN's at the same time, he stepped back out to arm-wrestle bears and....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....the manly-man room, which was only accessible by a careful scan of your libido. After eating a raw steak, drinking a mini-keg and smoking 2 JDN's at the same time, he stepped back out to arm-wrestle bears and....
    found that Buzz had already beat the bears and had just finished smoking 3 JdNs. All of a sudden ashauler pulled up in his tricked-out minivan and shouted...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    found that Buzz had already beat the bears and had just finished smoking 3 JdNs. All of a sudden ashauler pulled up in his tricked-out minivan and shouted...
    ..."Bitches, I've been eating lit JDN's all day, now who wants to go partay?", as he couldn't seem to stop rhyming everything he said. This made buzz happy, but he accidentally made fun of ashauler's minivan and....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ..."Bitches, I've been eating lit JDN's all day, now who wants to go partay?", as he couldn't seem to stop rhyming everything he said. This made buzz happy, but he accidentally made fun of ashauler's minivan and....
    so ashauler had to lay down some phat rhymes. He said, "My name's Jazzy J and I'm here to say, you made fun of my van and now you're gonna...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    so ashauler had to lay down some phat rhymes. He said, "My name's Jazzy J and I'm here to say, you made fun of my van and now you're gonna...
    .....stick! Because now I have to make up rhymes for this fucking....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....stick! Because now I have to make up rhymes for this fucking....
    conversation! When my homies in the crowd wave their hands up in the air, my posse be rollin' tight cause all the players keep on...

    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    conversation! When my homies in the crowd wave their hands up in the air, my posse be rollin' tight cause all the players keep on...

    ....rollerskating." He asked buzz what he thought, and buzz first said he's personally buy all of his friends copies of this guy's new single before he remembered....


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