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    in the hell did this happen?" So I told her no matter what I did, mommy skunk kept charging at my car and now how do I get rid of the skunk smell? I already threw 100 quarts of tomato juice on the Jag and it still smells like $hit. Then I told the vet that I had to go because some psychopath named Collective Cigars has been stalking me and.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    in the hell did this happen?" So I told her no matter what I did, mommy skunk kept charging at my car and now how do I get rid of the skunk smell? I already threw 100 quarts of tomato juice on the Jag and it still smells like $hit. Then I told the vet that I had to go because some psychopath named Collective Cigars has been stalking me and.....
    was on the verge of meltdown / explosion and the guts from that smells way worse than skunk. If I only had a 1 of 10 made in the world dragon humidors, I could try and sell it for 10,000 Sterling and buy...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    was on the verge of meltdown / explosion and the guts from that smells way worse than skunk. If I only had a 1 of 10 made in the world dragon humidors, I could try and sell it for 10,000 Sterling and buy...
    ...a large selection of incredible cigars from the littlecigarwhorehouse and send them to the poor kid in Detroit who can't buy cigars online. Afterwards, we all head to Cinda's place for cookies and...

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    get on the interweb and try and track down CigarCollector out in Oregon for a "virtual herf." No one would want to actually meet this psychopath in person so we'll keep him at arm's length. Then we try and track down one of our other lost members......
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    get on the interweb and try and track down CigarCollector out in Oregon for a "virtual herf." No one would want to actually meet this psychopath in person so we'll keep him at arm's length. Then we try and track down one of our other lost members......
    while snarfing down Cinda's cookies and Scotch. The cookies were marvellous, and the Scotch was flowing like.....

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    $hit through a goose. Cinda told us all to take it easy and she brought us outside to show us her neighbor's house where the porch got taken off by a drunk driver on Christmas Day in 2010. Then she said.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    while snarfing down Cinda's cookies and Scotch. The cookies were marvellous, and the Scotch was flowing like.....
    profanities from dalepear and we all let out a huge belch. This created an awkward moment of silence as everyone was disgusted by each other's belch breath, so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    $hit through a goose. Cinda told us all to take it easy and she brought us outside to show us her neighbor's house where the porch got taken off by a drunk driver on Christmas Day in 2010. Then she said.....
    lay off the Scotch or nobody get's in the time machine. The we went back and found that, in this alternate reality, badwhale had said:
    profanities from dalepear and we all let out a huge belch. This created an awkward moment of silence as everyone was disgusted by each other's belch breath, so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    $hit through a goose. Cinda told us all to take it easy and she brought us outside to show us her neighbor's house where the porch got taken off by a drunk driver on Christmas Day in 2010. Then she said.....
    "badwhale just f'd up the neverending story thread on CS. Did you see that? What a....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    "badwhale just f'd up the neverending story thread on CS. Did you see that? What a....
    fantastic reason to avoid time machines while drinking Scotch. Meanwhile back at Aunt Ethel's whorehouse, ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    fantastic reason to avoid time machines while drinking Scotch. Meanwhile back at Aunt Ethel's whorehouse, ........
    badwhale sat quitely in the corner hoping not to screw up the works. Just then, there was a huge explosion and...
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    it rained fire from the bellows of hell itself onto the whorehouse. Laughter erupted from the corner by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopaka View Post
    it rained fire from the bellows of hell itself onto the whorehouse. Laughter erupted from the corner by...
    .....Jeff Winger and his mischievous Greendale Community College study group, as they challenge Aunt Ethel's whorehouse to a Scotch drinking, freestyle-rallystyle, DeLorean time machine drag race through time; while blind folded. Of which Aunt Ethel readily accepts by saying "...........
    Yay! Cigars!


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    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...

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    Quote Originally Posted by steffanan View Post
    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    in a deep voice Mizicke I am your father and we need to find your ...........






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    light-saber Scotch decanter. Did we drop it while time travelling, or..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    light-saber Scotch decanter. Did we drop it while time travelling, or..............
    ..........could it have made its way down into the seat cushion of the DeLorean? Nevermind the light-saber scotch decanter, while digging in the seat cushion I found the old two foot salami your sister used to..........
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