Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
.....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........