Never ending.........

[ashauler]

I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.

I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......

[mrtr33]

......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......

[ashauler]

"No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....

[mrtr33]

....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........

[mail man]

...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...

[badwhale]

...the poodle. Sinceit didn't look like...

someone who could read rules....

On an unrelated cigar board, some guy started a never ending sentance thread and...

[ashauler]

was thoroughly amazed at how hard it appeared to be. Shaking his head he decided to......

[mrtr33]

Finish the previous sentence and start another one.

.....reiterate the fact that this isn't a never-ending sentence thread, but a never-ending story thread. Now, with that out of the way...........

[badwhale]

.....reiterate the fact that this isn't a never-ending sentence thread, but a never-ending story thread. Now, with that out of the way...........

the thread startin' poodle lovin' user decided to log in at murselovers.com and start the same thread there. Unfortunately, the owner of that board,

[heftysmokes]

the thread startin' poodle lovin' user decided to log in at murselovers.com and start the same thread there. Unfortunately, the owner of that board,

was tangled in a blissful post-coital sleep with Buzz. Luckily, less than five miles away,

[ashauler]

was tangled in a blissful post-coital sleep with Buzz. Luckily, less than five miles away,

the bell on the end of the leash rang, awakening the murse-board moderator on duty. As he made his way to the keyboard.....

[denver24]

the bell on the end of the leash rang, awakening the murse-board moderator on duty. As he made his way to the keyboard.....

the phone rang and MurseBoard user Denver23 was on the line. He said,"

[badwhale]

the phone rang and MurseBoard user Denver23 was on the line. He said,"

I promise, my check for lifetime membership is in the mail"

Meanwhile, murselover.com antagonist badwhale was busy...

[ashauler]

I promise, my check for lifetime membership is in the mail"

Meanwhile, murselover.com antagonist badwhale was busy...

filling out his application for security at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns. Some of the questions were......

[badwhale]

filling out his application for security at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns. Some of the questions were......

designed to trip him up, such as "have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?" Badwhale was very eager to enter into the security biz at the whorehouse because...

[ashauler]

designed to trip him up, such as "have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?" Badwhale was very eager to enter into the security biz at the whorehouse because...

at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......

[badwhale]

at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......

the naked chick with the poodle was gettin' it on merely 4 feet away on a dilapidated leopard fur love seat. Suddenly, buzz burst in, murse and all screaming, "

[buzz]

...I don't know if I want to get involved with this, but I suppose I'll have to now! He threw his murse across the room, and...

[Paddy]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

[ashauler]

Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...

and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....