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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....everyone on the board that this thread is getting resurrected. For an entire month, we sat around waiting for.......
    the effects of the macanoodle smoke to wear off. The suns, having disappeared at that point caused the sky to grow dark, and suddenly...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    the effects of the macanoodle smoke to wear off. The suns, having disappeared at that point caused the sky to grow dark, and suddenly...
    I realized that fart wasn't as dry as I thought
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    I realized that fart wasn't as dry as I thought
    thus forgetting to start a new sentence. This resulted in having to cut my shorts off, and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    thus forgetting to start a new sentence. This resulted in having to cut my shorts off, and...
    forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    forced me to consider shaving my ass. My eyes were watering, not only from the odor, but.....


    they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post


    they were watering from sadness that the 10" long asshairs I'd been growing for the last 20 years had to go. I saved one lock of ass hair and then...
    Filled with remorse I constructed an ass hair toupee. Placing it atop my head.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tdre977 View Post
    Filled with remorse I constructed an ass hair toupee. Placing it atop my head.....
    ....I began whining about why people misspell my name, leaving out both 'R's and 'Y's and why people don't willingly send me free shit. So we climbed aboard the Dinosaur Train and......


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