distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......Originally Posted by badwhale
sittin' in the back room
distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......
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....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....
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1 Strike
Lucky bastard
Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......
hecho a mano matón
that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Lucky bastard
A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......
sittin' in the back room
"Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....
hecho a mano matón
Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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