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    Quote Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER View Post
    ..........could it have made its way down into the seat cushion of the DeLorean? Nevermind the light-saber scotch decanter, while digging in the seat cushion I found the old two foot salami your sister used to..........
    put a grapefruit sized lump on the newblet's head as she was clearing the, uh, less able from Aunt Ethel's whorehouse. Man, the years haven't been kind to Aunt Ethel but she can still......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    put a grapefruit sized lump on the newblet's head as she was clearing the, uh, less able from Aunt Ethel's whorehouse. Man, the years haven't been kind to Aunt Ethel but she can still......
    Whip up a killer batch of eggs and pancakes while dutch ruddering. Speaking of dutch rudders, a sound from the bathroom....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Whip up a killer batch of eggs and pancakes while dutch ruddering. Speaking of dutch rudders, a sound from the bathroom....
    Startled us, as we were unaware of anyone going in there for at least the past hour. A search of the bathroom yielded none other than ashauler, after switching the lights on, who was in there with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER View Post
    Startled us, as we were unaware of anyone going in there for at least the past hour. A search of the bathroom yielded none other than ashauler, after switching the lights on, who was in there with...
    a sharpie and the prospective guest list for the annual holiday bash at Aunt Ethel's. Much like Santa's list.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    a sharpie and the prospective guest list for the annual holiday bash at Aunt Ethel's. Much like Santa's list.....
    ...., except Aunt Ethel's definitions of "naughty" and "nice" differ slightly from Santa's. Speaking of this year's holiday bash at Aunt Ethel's place, I wonder who will be bringing the....
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    hand sanitizer and scrubbing sponges. We really need to have those little yellow sponges with the screen scrubbing pads on the back so we can....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    hand sanitizer and scrubbing sponges. We really need to have those little yellow sponges with the screen scrubbing pads on the back so we can....
    chew on them in replacement of gum, and also because you can skip brushing your teeth that way. I heard the yellow side of the sponge also doubles as....
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    pin cushion. Why anyone would let the "ladies" of Aunt Ethel's loose with a fistful of pins is.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    pin cushion. Why anyone would let the "ladies" of Aunt Ethel's loose with a fistful of pins is.....
    beyond my comprehension, although between the bowls of Viagra and tubes of astrolube...
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