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    Default Never ending.........

    I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.

    I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......

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    ......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
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    "No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
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    ....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........
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    ...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mail man View Post
    ...the poodle. Sinceit didn't look like...
    someone who could read rules....

    On an unrelated cigar board, some guy started a never ending sentance thread and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...

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    Quote Originally Posted by steffanan View Post
    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    in a deep voice Mizicke I am your father and we need to find your ...........






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