Never ending.........

[badwhale]

....rollerskating." He asked buzz what he thought, and buzz first said he's personally buy all of his friends copies of this guy's new single before he remembered....

scratchmasta J can't scratch for shit. Meanwhile, aunt Ethel's and Bigfoot's eyes met, it was love at first sight, and...

[mrtr33]

scratchmasta J can't scratch for shit. Meanwhile, aunt Ethel's and Bigfoot's eyes met, it was love at first sight, and...

....went into a bedroom with some gerbils and Barney. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the "Supreme Sausage Link of Power", which we all know brings the superpower.....

[ashauler]

....went into a bedroom with some gerbils and Barney. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the "Supreme Sausage Link of Power", which we all know brings the superpower.....

of which we can't speak, so we won't. Meanwhile, back at Aunt Ethels, since she was off the premises, the crew.....

[badwhale]

of which we can't speak, so we won't. Meanwhile, back at Aunt Ethels, since she was off the premises, the crew.....

was trimming the grass, and the hedges. Despite the seemingly benign nature of what the crew was doing,...

[denver24]

was trimming the grass, and the hedges. Despite the seemingly benign nature of what the crew was doing,...

something just wasn't quite right. Timmy, the neighbor, decided to investigate so he...

[ashauler]

something just wasn't quite right. Timmy, the neighbor, decided to investigate so he...

put on his best suit, brushed his teeth, gargled and sauntered over to Aunt Ethel's front door. He rang the bell and was greeted by.....

[badwhale]

put on his best suit, brushed his teeth, gargled and sauntered over to Aunt Ethel's front door. He rang the bell and was greeted by.....

Jessica Alba, with nothing on but the radio. All the staff at Aunt Ethel's was missing, and Timmy took this oppourtunity to...

[ashauler]

Jessica Alba, with nothing on but the radio. All the staff at Aunt Ethel's was missing, and Timmy took this oppourtunity to...

try and take a free-ride if ya know what I mean. Little did he know that Jessica...

[denver24]

try and take a free-ride if ya know what I mean. Little did he know that Jessica...

had other plans. So she smacked Timmy with a frying pan and...

[Tdre977]

had other plans. So she smacked Timmy with a frying pan and...

Ran off with the supreme sausage link of power cleverly hidden on herself. Everything was going according to plan, until.....

[mrtr33]

....Aunt Ethel, worried about business, started shooting at her. Alarms started going off, police and swat teams showed up out of nowhere....

[ashauler]

....Aunt Ethel, worried about business, started shooting at her. Alarms started going off, police and swat teams showed up out of nowhere....

shouting "Drop the Sausage" and waving their weapons menacingly. Aunt Ethel hid her weapon under her........

[mrtr33]

shouting "Drop the Sausage" and waving their weapons menacingly. Aunt Ether hid her weapon under her........

....hat and went back to throwing cards into a hat across the room. She'd been there for about 5 minutes when she heard.....

[ashauler]

....hat and went back to throwing cards into a hat across the room. She'd been there for about 5 minutes when she heard.....

a loud whooshing noise. She put down the deck of cards and pulled.......

[cinda]

a loud whooshing noise. She put down the deck of cards and pulled.......

Barney's finger...to her surprise a gerbil came shooting out of his tail! The ballerina peered around the conner and lifted her mask to get a good look at the gerbil mad dash across the room to see it squiring into buzz's

[buzz]

Barney's finger...to her surprise a gerbil came shooting out of his tail! The ballerina peered around the conner and lifted her mask to get a good look at the gerbil mad dash across the room to see it squiring into buzz's

camera backpack. Buzz, slightly astonished at what was going on, removed the gerbil from his murse - err, camera backpack - and took it outside, where he saw badwhale, surrounded by TV reporters interviewing him about...

[cinda]

the death of Jessica Alba. A channel 3 news reporter, Dick Dumpling live on air stated a witness reported that

[cigarsarge]

the gerbil had ripped out her jugular vein causing blood to...

[mrtr33]

...bleed. Furthermore, badwhale, now smoking 3 maduro cigars at the same time, began....

[denver24]

...bleed. Furthermore, badwhale, now smoking 3 maduro cigars at the same time, began....

recounting, live on air, how Aunt Ethel was a menace to society. Badwhale recommended that...