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    Default Never ending.........

    I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.

    I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......

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    ......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
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    "No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
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    ....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........
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    ...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mail man View Post
    ...the poodle. Sinceit didn't look like...
    someone who could read rules....

    On an unrelated cigar board, some guy started a never ending sentance thread and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    was thoroughly amazed at how hard it appeared to be. Shaking his head he decided to......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
    .....reiterate the fact that this isn't a never-ending sentence thread, but a never-ending story thread. Now, with that out of the way...........


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....reiterate the fact that this isn't a never-ending sentence thread, but a never-ending story thread. Now, with that out of the way...........
    the thread startin' poodle lovin' user decided to log in at murselovers.com and start the same thread there. Unfortunately, the owner of that board,
    Last edited by badwhale; 03-30-2011 at 11:10 AM. Reason: this is hard....
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    the thread startin' poodle lovin' user decided to log in at murselovers.com and start the same thread there. Unfortunately, the owner of that board,
    was tangled in a blissful post-coital sleep with Buzz. Luckily, less than five miles away,

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes View Post
    was tangled in a blissful post-coital sleep with Buzz. Luckily, less than five miles away,
    the bell on the end of the leash rang, awakening the murse-board moderator on duty. As he made his way to the keyboard.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    the bell on the end of the leash rang, awakening the murse-board moderator on duty. As he made his way to the keyboard.....
    the phone rang and MurseBoard user Denver23 was on the line. He said,"
    Smoke em' if you got em'

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    Quote Originally Posted by denver24 View Post
    the phone rang and MurseBoard user Denver23 was on the line. He said,"
    I promise, my check for lifetime membership is in the mail"

    Meanwhile, murselover.com antagonist badwhale was busy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    I promise, my check for lifetime membership is in the mail"

    Meanwhile, murselover.com antagonist badwhale was busy...
    filling out his application for security at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns. Some of the questions were......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    filling out his application for security at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns. Some of the questions were......
    designed to trip him up, such as "have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?" Badwhale was very eager to enter into the security biz at the whorehouse because...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    designed to trip him up, such as "have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?" Badwhale was very eager to enter into the security biz at the whorehouse because...
    at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......
    the naked chick with the poodle was gettin' it on merely 4 feet away on a dilapidated leopard fur love seat. Suddenly, buzz burst in, murse and all screaming, "
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    ...I don't know if I want to get involved with this, but I suppose I'll have to now! He threw his murse across the room, and...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...
    and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....

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