I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is
why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
Winston Churchill
"Swisher Sweets Little Cigars for today.."
-bnbtobacco
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Lmao!
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
-Ron White
Speaking of Ron White, announced yesterday...
http://www.marketwire.com/press-rele...ip-1422188.htm
My! What a nice ash you have!
No matter where you go, there you are!
"I had to go google who Ron White is, and I still don't know who he is"
~badwhale
Shit, I just realized mangyrat should be in this thread...he's always adding random quotes to his posts.
Will
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
From the press-release:
Now I know why I'm not a Zino smoker.Zino Platinum cigar smokers are youthful, ambitious, strong, proud, successful, fashionable and bold. Today Zino Platinum is still at the forefront of pop culture and the leading lifestyle brand in the cigar industry. Zino Platinum uses the best traditions of the old school and the innovations of the new school to create a dynamic market opportunity.
(I didn't know who Ron White was either.)
Craig
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Cigar Jesus just wept - kevin7
A cigar storage primer | Basic Cuban cigar info
Odd. I was under the false presumption this was a humor thread.
"Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright
"I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck, don't go see Dr. Acula" - Mitch Hedberg
"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not ONE FUCKING BULLET!" - Denis Leary
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities."
- Daisy
"And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...."
-George Steinbrenner (ŕ la Seinfeld)
Latest smokes:
Cigar: 5/19: Nub Connecticut 464T
Pipe: 3/16: G.L. Pease~Charing Cross
Speaking of Ron White, I was able to see him live in East Lansing a couple of years ago. Some jackass in the audience started to yell at him in the middle of his act telling him it was against the law to smoke in a public building in East Lansing. Ron's response was to tell them to fuck off. It was a great show, to say the least.
"What's another word for thesaurus?"-Stephen Wright
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