Hide your kids, hide your wife, they're giving me a gold bar, a crap ton of ordnance, and a platoon of soldiers to do my bidding! To celebrate, I am hosting a contest.

Rules: At least 100 posts to participate. No asshats or people who smell funny.

Contest: Where am I going to be stationed and when am I due to arrive.
Guess as many times as you like, but only one guess per hour.
Contest will continue until someone gets it right or until Friday at noon to whomever is closest. I may drop hints now and again.
Winner will receive a small butterbar cigar sampler.

GO