I don't have a lot of funny stories about cigars, but I will give it a shot. Thanks for the chance at least.

Last Friday I was working installing bird nets at one of our vineyards. I had a crappy cigar hanging out of my mouth while I was fighting to get a net draped over a chardonnay vine. My face was within a foot of the canopy when a Mockingbird flew out nearly taking my face off. Approximately 5 minutes later I realized that I didn't have the cigar in my mouth. I found it in the dry grass where I had the encounter with the bird. Luckily there was only a silver dollar sized burned spot.

I am now only going to smoke on the tractor.

I can't wait to hear the other stories.