To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[ggiese]

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

[BigMacFU]

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

You are a creepy old man George, a creepy old man.

[mrtr33]

9. Pick up hitch-hikers, then have heated arguments with imaginary friends.

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10. Name your household wifi network: "FBI surveillance van #14".

[ggiese]

10. Name your household wifi network: "FBI surveillance van #14".

That's HILARIOUS!!!!

...I imagine that would put a damper on "War Driving" activities...


...or not...

[b.read]

That's HILARIOUS!!!!

...I imagine that would put a damper on "War Driving" activities...


...or not...

If not completely, I would think it would atleast ruin their fun on your street!

[ukyfan]

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

Sad thing is that I have done this before, but not as a joke.

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