Sarge and Giese, this sounds like a case you two would just love to see come across your desk , good lord. It actually sounds more like a case where once it comes across the desk, every officer on duty goes and checks it out because curiosity is just too great. Shoot, I'd just love to be the interrogating officer who got to grill the owner of this farm, what a loon that guy has to be. This has got to be better than the criminals who tied the atm to their bumper, pulled away and the bumper broke off (which of course had a license plate on it) and they never came back for it.

Thanks for the hilarious read.