Annual Christmas Writing Contest

[buzz]

I'd love for all three to tie.

Cause then the tie-breaker is a ping pong championship...

...and with my calves...

[badwhale]

Cause then the tie-breaker is a ping pong championship...

...and with my calves...

<facepalm smiley>

why does it say that my message is too short?

[JiveTurkey]

I voted for one, but good job to all three of you.

[Paddy]

I think she bought the Kohibas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baJvv...eature=related

[mrtr33]

Cause then the tie-breaker is a ping pong championship...

...and with my calves...

Sounds good. Since Dale cancelled ya'll plans to head to London, and considering that I'm right in the middle of where you two live, ya'll should come here for the ping-pong tournament. Buzz, please bring your ping-pong table. Whale, bring your daughter, so my little girl has something to do. We'll sell tickets, and that will pay for Jamie's ticket here. Hell, Dale can come as a vendor, and sell rare, $10,000 humidors.

What do you say?

[ashauler]

Sounds good. Since Dale cancelled ya'll plans to head to London, and considering that I'm right in the middle of where you two live, ya'll should come here for the ping-pong tournament. Buzz, please bring your ping-pong table. Whale, bring your daughter, so my little girl has something to do. We'll sell tickets, and that will pay for Jamie's ticket here. Hell, Dale can come as a vendor, and sell rare, $10,000 humidors.

What do you say?

Hey guys, I've still got the plane and crew on reserve. Castle is all set, plenty of room, and remember that "freshened" moat.....not to mention the suits of armour.

[buzz]

Hey guys, I've still got the plane and crew on reserve. Castle is all set, plenty of room, and remember that "freshened" moat.....not to mention the suits of armour.

If the London trip is still a go that would really help with wifey-relations... she was pretty ticked when I told her that we banned Dale.

[ashauler]

If the London trip is still a go that would really help with wifey-relations... she was pretty ticked when I told her that we banned Dale.

Well, I'm all for improved wifey-relations.....tell her the flight is on me (and, I'll ask for the, uh, lower shelf cabin attendants ).

[ashauler]

Congratulations badwhale!! I'll get your prize package out in the next day or so.

Thanks to all for participating. See you next year.

[buzz]

Congrats Will! Thanks again for the contest Jamie. I was pulling for you Mark, but Will cheats every year.