Hey Santa you didn't ask what I expected you ask what I wished for. I wish I could get a bag full of blowjobs too but I am fairly certain that one would be pretty hard to deliver. Like I said I am happy with anything. The first two sentences I wrote I know 100% you can't deliver, they're more of a "here's my additional hobbies" thing. The others are just some ideas to play with. Be as easy on yourself as you can man. A bag of Chips Ahoy and some Sancho Panzas are more than I really need. I'm easy.
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