So Roger,
Santa knows you like cigars made at the Fuente factory, what's the matter Nicaraguan tobacco to spicy for you delicate palette?
Also I’ve been informed by one of my elves he spotted you sucking
On Dr. Graybow’s pipe ….Tisk, tisk that’s shameful. I suppose Santa needs to live and let live. By the way what where you smoking in that pipe? Santa’s noise in all stuffed up from all the perico he’s been snorting, I can’t tell if it’s an English, VaPer or aromatic.
Aaahh, maybe I’ll just send you a big box of Schweddy Balls.