Ho Ho Ho MangyRat where are you???

**Secret Santa** · 11-17-2011, 02:52 AM

Well well well, MangyMat, I must tell you I smell a rat.... You think just cause you help your wife of 26 years take in a couple kitty cats that you'll be on my good list? I don't know what your motives are with those kitties but they don't cancel out the lizard incident, as such I already have a large lump of coal for your rear

But...

But....

But because your wife is a true blessed Saint, I will grant YOU one gift from my travels through the ISOM if you just tell me some of your wishes...

Make sure you thank your wife for anything that may come your way this year.

Ho Ho Ho

**Mangyrat** · 11-17-2011, 07:14 PM

I actually saw this this morning but i was too busy fighting the 2 fur balls form hell "Jane & Liza" for my breakfast to type a reply before i had to leave for work.

Santa i swear i thought lizards would grow new legs if you pulled them off but sadly its the tails that grow back, but only on certain lizards.

I like medium to full bodied Cigars, none of that perfumed crap called Acid cigars

IF you in a really forgiving mood i could use 3 new 30 inch monitors so i can get the full eyefinity porn experience

and a new water bottle, Bob the bobtailed gerbil destroyed the last one.
apparently she is still mad over the tail incident that was not my fault.
What the hell did Bob expect she lives in a house full of cats.