Ho Ho Ho Kevin!
I have been informed by the elves that you are very fond of Mexican puros! Personally I think they go their wires crossed. Fucking elves can't even change a light bulb. Poor Roudalf has been through a few thousand already. I have read my list and checked it twice and I know it's been a tough year for you Kevin ! I seem to recall that you like maduritos and are fond of fuente products. The missus says I have dementia too bad to know anything. You know me Kevin, I'm the type of person who would have 17 live wires in one hand and a fucking gushing fire hose in the other. My dementia has got the best of me! Help Santa by giving me some ideas what you like. Otherwise I may have to rely on them stupid half drunk elves. This poor fat red suited webbed footed little bastard needs you help! Santa wants to up the ampage for you this Christmas.
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