Winston Churchill used to unravel a paper clip and stick it in the foot of his cigar when he was trying to get the upperhand in meetings. The cigar would hold the ash five or six inches causing the person he was in conference with to be distracted. He did this to Stalin a few times. He then dropped it all over his computer screen and beer which totally fucked up negotiations as he would fly into a drunken rage flinging cell phones and smashing computer screens. Once after dropping his ash he poked Stalin in the eye with the glowing hot paperclip. That is what caused his droopy eye look and caused him to hate England. England almost lost the war because of this.
The part about the paperclip is true...The rest came about as a result that last glass of Old Radputin I consumed before bed. Good night all.
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Originally Posted by armhsmoker
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