Quote Originally Posted by househarley View Post
Yes, do all of that and post it here. Oh and make it fast. Save the spreadsheet in Windows 97 format, haven't upgraded yet.

I suppose you get your kicks trolling the new members to the forum, don't like my post? Don't respond. Or troll me, that's fine. But if you think this childish rant is going to stop me from asking my stupid "noob" questions you might wanna save some time typing and just move onto the next post.

"This noob got on a cigar smokers forum and ask about online cigar retailers, even worse he expected us to respond like this is some kind of community cigar forum! Go away loser!"

Lucky for me I think trolls are hilarious, I suppose you get on medical forums and harass people who post medical questions. You are my hero.

I'm trying hard to make sense of what you're saying in your post about "trolls" and "childish rants" and the like. I'm not sure what all the anxiety is - but I hope smoking a cigar helps to even you out. Works for me!!!

Anyways... Am I ever in a quandry. I really want to meet your needs and I'm seriously trying to hook up with a member on this board that has Excel 97. I'm just not having much luck. I also checked with my co-workers, friends, relatives - anyone I could think of that might still have a copy. I'm striking out in all counts. I know you have a tight deadline, but I'm so sorry bud - I don't see that I'm going to be able to get you the spreadsheet anytime soon.

I really hope you're not too upset. I'd hate to see you walk away with a poor opinion of our community. Stick around - I'll try to figure out some way to make it up to you...