Create your own sampler AKA clearing out my humidor sale.

**ggiese** · 01-23-2012, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by dasunder

First of all let me say I will ship at cost. I will print the postage on the label so you know I am not falsely charging a shipping fee. I have no clue what it would cost, if it costs 5.15 then that is how much I will charge. I would not charge 6 or 7 dollars to ship 3 cigars. Second of all, I am not interested in detering you from buying a box of V's, go for it. I paid 6 dollars at the store so I was just asking the same for them. A five pack at famous-smoke without shipping is $29 which is about 6 dollars. Lastly I cannot sell these for $10 shipped. That is ridiculous. If you have a serious interest in buying anything, try talking to me instead of accusing me. Who knows we may work out a good deal. I might be easy to talk to.

let me see if I understand you correctly. When you bought those cigars, did you think to yourself they'd be an investment? In other words - I'll but them now, age them a piece, then sign up at a cigar board to sell them for more than what i paid? ...on your very first post?

If nothing else that's sure egocentric (putting it kindly)...

Have you given much thought about selling them on Craig's list?.

**kingbeefy** · 01-22-2012, 04:46 PM

I will gladly over pay for some girl scout cookies and my gut knows it... I mean shows it.

**ggiese** · 01-22-2012, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

I will gladly over pay for some girl scout cookies and my gut knows it... I mean shows it.

I hear you!

...but - by the same token - I don't know that I'm that willing to overpay for cigars, unless it's for an equally good cause.

**kingbeefy** · 01-23-2012, 05:53 AM

Just to make sure we are all on the same page here I will sum it up. I think what we are all trying to say is if you will show up at any of our houses in a girl scout uniform we will pay whatever price you ask for your cigars. That is what we are all saying, right?

**cinda** · 01-23-2012, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Just to make sure we are all on the same page here I will sum it up. I think what we are all trying to say is if you will show up at any of our houses in a girl scout uniform we will pay whatever price you ask for your cigars. That is what we are all saying, right?

I did not hear any one saying that KB. What I heard said and I will own this statement with the word I, if it was a not for profit organization supporting a good cause like the boy scouts or Girl scouts then paying over the price that the product may actually be valued at would mostly like happen. Believe me you dressed as a girl scout knocking at my front door selling your over priced cigars would only promote a call to the police.

**ggiese** · 01-23-2012, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by cinda

I did not hear any one saying that KB. What I heard said and I will own this statement with the word I, if it was a not for profit organization supporting a good cause like the boy scouts or Girl scouts then paying over the price that the product may actually be valued at would mostly like happen. Believe me you dressed as a girl scout knocking at my front door selling your over priced cigars would only promote a call to the police.

I dunno, Cinda. If fromunda showed up at my door wearing a girl scout uniform selling overpriced cigars I might be tempted to buy just one. That's, of course, after I finished snickering....

**ggiese** · 01-23-2012, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by dasunder

I am making a sale thread as my first post. I know this is frowned upon for brand new members.....

I'm absolutely intrigued by that statement...

**ashauler** · 01-23-2012, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

I'm absolutely intrigued by that statement...

Yeah, well, so was somebody else in post #7.

**ggiese** · 01-23-2012, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Yeah, well, so was somebody else in post #7.

I just wonder why someone would put themselves out there like that - acknowledge in the same post she knew it to be bad form - but then continue on as if nothing were wrong.

I'm confident it's not only you and I that were astonished with her audaciousness...

**ashauler** · 01-23-2012, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

I just wonder why someone would put themselves out there like that - acknowledge in the same post she knew it to be bad form - but then continue on as if nothing were wrong.

I'm confident it's not only you and I that were astonished with her audaciousness...

I need to find me summa dem fancee wurds!! I'm stuck on greedy fucktardary.

**nhcigarfan** · 01-23-2012, 10:54 PM

So wait a minute. Is it Cinda or George who is dressing up like a girl scout? Eitherway, wear pigtails and I'll pay cash.

**CoventryCat86** · 01-24-2012, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

I need to find me summa dem fancee wurds!! I'm stuck on greedy fucktardary.

If you want to impress people, just keep a Thesaurus next to your computer or you can be like Kevin and me and just swear a lot.

I guess fromunda isn't interested in selling me his Oliva Vs. Oh well, his loss......

**kingbeefy** · 01-29-2012, 12:20 PM

I work on the operations side of a retail business which gives me absolute authority to confirm that not only customers but also potential customers generally feel as if they have the right to be complete assholes. For a small fee I can provide various pie charts and bar graphs as proof. The whole thing is incredibly scientific.

**CoventryCat86** · 01-31-2012, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

I work on the operations side of a retail business which gives me absolute authority to confirm that not only customers but also potential customers generally feel as if they have the right to be complete assholes. For a small fee I can provide various pie charts and bar graphs as proof. The whole thing is incredibly scientific.

How about sellers being assholes? How many assholes are successful salesmen? Do you have pie hole charts and bars on that too? If you're running a bar, I'll have a Myers's and coke with a lime.

**kingbeefy** · 01-31-2012, 09:03 AM

I agree Mr. Coventry. Sellers can be assholes too. In fact guys who work on the operations side of a retail business can be as well. For example, I really don't have any charts and will noy be creating any. I got you guys all excited about seeing some sweet pie charts and now I have to let you down. Me = asshole. The drink you asked for will be going out USPS by Thursday. If it doesn't spill in route you should be enjoying it soon. I trust that this gesture will smooth things over with us.

**kevin7** · 01-31-2012, 12:33 PM

Now thats great customer service right there LOL

**CoventryCat86** · 02-01-2012, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Now thats great customer service right there LOL

See that kingbeefy, I didn't even see Kevin's post because it was on the next page when I was replying to you and we wound up saying pretty much the same thing, LOL! That means if us two clowns are thinking the same thing about you then you gotta be doing something right.

**ashauler** · 02-01-2012, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

snip....... That means if us two clowns are thinking the same thing about you then you gotta be doing something right.

Well, that's one way to look at it.

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

I am going to get serious just long enough to say don't ever take me very seriously. I don't. I am so full of shit I have aquired a taste for it. That's pretty gross actually and I don't think it's even the truth. Back to the point, I enjoy fun banter as much as I do fine cigars and overpaying for Girl Scout cookies. I also have grown to love the term "asshat" and I have decided to aspire to be one when I grow up.

You'll do alright here I reckon.

**Paddy** · 02-01-2012, 10:43 AM

Looking at the tags for this thread I'm wondering, who's asshole #1 and who's asshole #2

**CoventryCat86** · 02-01-2012, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

I agree Mr. Coventry. Sellers can be assholes too. In fact guys who work on the operations side of a retail business can be as well. For example, I really don't have any charts and will nor be creating any. I got you guys all excited about seeing some sweet pie charts and now I have to let you down. Me = asshole. The drink you asked for will be going out USPS by Thursday. If it doesn't spill in route you should be enjoying it soon. I trust that this gesture will smooth things over with us.

LMAO!

That's some funny chit right there.