MEGA REVIEW V -- Team Selection Thread

[badwhale]

See, this is why I will win. I already follow 1 and 2 when I do most of my smoking (although poker night has been pretty lonely lately), and I have never understood the rules anyway!

Annnnd, with that, Mangy is my second pick!

OOOOOHHHHHH, you magnificent bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme go see who's on the roster on the the MR3 thread.

[badwhale]

Fine. I'll take VCMark. He told me PM© that he knows all the football stats, so he can help me out.

[badwhale]

Yo, can we fuckin' hurry up? I gotta get going in 10 minutes. Sheesh.

[badwhale]

Shit, did we skip Mark's pick? This is going to take forever.

[mrtr33]

See, this is why I will win. I already follow 1 and 2 when I do most of my smoking (although poker night has been pretty lonely lately), and I have never understood the rules anyway!

Annnnd, with that, Mangy is my second pick!

This is going swimmingly. Would you like me to compile the order for the team pants? If not, I wear 26 waist / 39.5 inseam. Thanks!

Yo, can we fuckin' hurry up? I gotta get going in 10 minutes. Sheesh.

Yes. When will you be on the board again?

[mrtr33]

Shit, did we skip Mark's pick? This is going to take forever.

We DID skip my pick. I'll pick PuroBrat.

[badwhale]

This is going swimmingly. Would you like me to compile the order for the team pants? If not, I wear 26 waist / 39.5 inseam. Thanks!



Yes. When will you be on the board again?

Quit yappin' and start pickin'!!!!!

You guys are lucky I'm here today.

[mrtr33]

We DID skip my pick. I'll pick PuroBrat.

....and daredog

[Mangyrat]

I found the immunity idle already.




Cool we haven't even started and I'm already immune form being voted out.

[mrtr33]

....and daredog

oh, and garrrrrrrRrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy

[mrtr33]

I found the immunity idle already.




Cool we haven't even started and I'm already immune form being voted out.

Did you not read the rules? All immunity idols can only be used by the FIRST person picked on your team whose name starts with the letter M. It's okay - you're just learning to play.

[VancouverMark]

Shit, did we skip Mark's pick? This is going to take forever.

Sorry...I didn't realize it was my pick. I'll take Craig. He understands me because he is from Canuckistan too.

[badwhale]

I'll take kevin2 and ibarney5

[ashauler]

oh, and garrrrrrrRrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy

Please,,,,,,,,,clarify,,,,,,which garrrrrrrrrry? I can't just put shit in the goddamn table on a whim. wait..

[mrtr33]

I'll take kevin2 and ibarney5

Hey, those guys aren't on the list!

[ashauler]

Oh, and I am leaving in like 5 minutes.........

[heftysmokes]

Christ, Mark is taking all my choices. I knew after last year's Spring Draft ended in bloodshed I was going to stay out of any passes.

[badwhale]

Hey, those guys aren't on the list!

STFU. I'm Captain. I say they are!

ETA: I think I'm captain...

[heftysmokes]

And I pick Logan, because I love tacos and everyone knows he makes the best tacos. Even the New York Liberty love Logan's tacos.




(yup that was a thinly veiled reference to the stereotype placed upon the WNBA being a bunch of "taco eaters")

[heftysmokes]

Wait, what? Pizza?



Fuck.