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    This is a taste I rarely have heard about in the cigar world. I hear words like; earth, hay, grassy, peat, and barnyard. I find myself seeking and finding umami on a regular basis. It's hard to describe since it is so close to home. Umami is one taste that we all know, yet it's so elusive. I love me some umami.

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    Not familiar with Umami, but I love the sig

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    Yeah, I had to look up what it was, and am still unsure as to when I taste that in a cigar...

    Yep, nice signatures, guys!
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    Well, at least you blowholes can make sig-tags proclaiming your, uh, superiority........see, those team names just chose themselves.

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    Pay no attention, Whiny Bitches.

    This is a Jedi-mind control trick. There is no such thing as Umami. Nothing to see here. They're trying to distract us from winning and further push their Blowjob Agenda.

    You came close. But you will find we are worthy dignitaries of you mediocre, feeble attempts to confuse us.

    Whiny Bitches, UNITE!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    Pay close attention, Whiny Bitches.

    This is a Jedi-mind control trick. There is no such thing as Umami (or is there?) Nothing to see here. They're going to distract us from winning and further push their Awesomeness Agenda.

    We will not come close. But you will find we are helpless against your advanced, strong methods which already confuse us.

    Whiny Bitches, SUCK!!!!!!
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    Oh man, there it is again!
    If you wanna find thee elusive umami, here's where it lies. Get deep in your cups. Pull out a Siboney and light er' up. You will notice that the initial dry cocoa. Wait for it. Wait for the last 1/3 and you will find this umami. It's a savoriness that is not commonly predominant. This umami, if you will, comes on like a silky beef broth. It's oh-so-umami.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FightingFish View Post
    comes on like a silky beef broth.
    Are you smoking a Slim Jim ?
    Last edited by Mangyrat; 03-05-2012 at 07:03 AM.
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    What the hell is all this Blow holes and Whiny Bitches Business? Extremely confused...
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    Give the 5 Vegas Miami a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iAaron View Post
    What the hell is all this Blow holes and Whiny Bitches Business? Extremely confused...
    In order to understand...

    1) You must have been here for at least a year...

    2) You must know what "Mega Review" means...

    3) You must know the twisted mindset of some of our membership.


    ...otherwise it's hard to explain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iAaron View Post
    What the hell is all this Blow holes and Whiny Bitches Business? Extremely confused...
    No way to explain it.
    For a basic idea just try and read this thread.
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...lection-Thread

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...eview-V-Signup

    Now after you read a few pages and give up trying to follow what the hell is going on just picking teams.
    Some how it all just works out, teams were selected and team names just kind of happened.
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    Can we please get ! UUUUMMMAAAMMMIIII!!!!
    It's fun to say: UUHHHH Mah MMHHIIII, UMAMI
    UMAMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by FightingFish View Post
    Can we please get ! UUUUMMMAAAMMMIIII!!!!
    It's fun to say: UUHHHH Mah MMHHIIII, UMAMI
    UMAMI
    It's actually pronounced oo-mah-mee...and I told you to try the 5 Vegas (pronounced cinco vegas) Miami a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    Are you smoking a Slim Jim ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FightingFish View Post
    This is a taste I rarely have heard about in the cigar world. I hear words like; earth, hay, grassy, peat, and barnyard. I find myself seeking and finding umami on a regular basis. It's hard to describe since it is so close to home. Umami is one taste that we all know, yet it's so elusive. I love me some umami.
    Umami is a unique description, on Wikipedia it said it is used to describes a combination of these flavors (sweet, sour, bitter, and salty) or just a general word used to describe something savory. I think I might start using that one so I can sound a little more intelligent

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    Quote Originally Posted by victory01 View Post
    It's actually pronounced oo-mah-mee...and I told you to try the 5 Vegas (pronounced cinco vegas) Miami a shot.
    I will have to try this cigar, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FightingFish View Post
    This is a taste I rarely have heard about in the cigar world. I hear words like; earth, hay, grassy, peat, and barnyard. I find myself seeking and finding umami on a regular basis. It's hard to describe since it is so close to home. Umami is one taste that we all know, yet it's so elusive. I love me some umami.
    So what are some cigars you've tried that you've picked up umami?

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    Quote Originally Posted by victory01 View Post
    So what are some cigars you've tried that you've picked up umami?
    I think what spawned this thread was a Siboney. I get a real savory satisfaction in the last third. Initially they are kinda sweet with a dry cocoa. That fades away though, and they change to something I think of as umami. Can't say it's really stood out in too many other smokes.

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    Pot roast juices produce umami. Cincinnati chili also may too.

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