Your Worst Experience With a Cigar

[badwhale]

Oh, thanks for the reminder Doc. I didn't stick the lit end in my mouth, but I did once drunkenly try to re-light a nub of a cigar that went out on me. Stupidly I tried to light it while it was in my mouth and left a nice little torch mark on my chin from my lighter. The burnt flesh smell had hints of chocolate and rich leather.

Sounds less than elegant.