How am I gonna survive

**ashauler** · 06-29-2012, 04:56 PM

the next 12 days?

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**kingbeefy** · 06-29-2012, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

the next 12 days?

That is an event to get excited about. I love the few Tatuaje's I have had.

**TheGreekTitan** · 06-29-2012, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

That is an event to get excited about. I love the few Tatuaje's I have had.

I believe he was being a bit sarcastic.

**craig** · 06-29-2012, 05:48 PM

Follow him on Twitter, or whatever it is that fan boys do.

BTW, he's started a new brand. I can't remember the name, but the three sizes are identical to the three Cohiba Behike vitollas, right down to the pigtails.

**TheGreekTitan** · 06-29-2012, 05:56 PM

Let's start a collection...A dare if you will for ashauler.

1st. You need someone with you to film the whole thing.

2nd. You need to act all starstruck and awed at his presence as you get an autograph. Placement is debateable, but I say on your forearm.

3rd. Wait a little while, and when you see him smoking a cigar, you need to run over and snatch it out of his mouth. Then, run away screaming like a school girl.

I'm in for $50

Anybody else wanna sweeten the pot?

**kingbeefy** · 06-29-2012, 06:25 PM

Call it the newb in me, but I do like the Tatuaje's I've had. That being said, I be willing to contribute $20 to this.

**craig** · 06-29-2012, 06:37 PM

Nobody's saying anything about the cigars.

**MoeCizlak** · 06-29-2012, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by craig

Nobody's saying anything about the cigars.

Cigars? I thought he made trading cards, collector boxes, hats, shirts, wine, etc. Do you have a link to cigars he makes? Sounds interesting.

**badwhale** · 06-29-2012, 06:49 PM

I just giggled like a proverbial school girl reading this thread.

**TheGreekTitan** · 06-29-2012, 07:57 PM

The pot is up to $70.

**kingbeefy** · 06-29-2012, 08:03 PM

Not saying I would lick the dude's balls. Just like the cigars. I would obviously stop at the taint. I'm also very drunk at the moment so pmease disregard all posts made from this point on.

**ashauler** · 06-29-2012, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Not saying I would lick the dude's balls. Just like the cigars. I would obviously stop at the taint. I'm also very drunk at the moment so pmease disregard all posts made from this point on.

You're presuming prior regard?

**Mangyrat** · 06-29-2012, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Not saying I would lick the dude's balls. Just like the cigars. I would obviously stop at the taint. I'm also very drunk at the moment so pmease disregard all posts made from this point on.

Damn i have been good and drunk but never this drunk.

It will take some time to live this down.

**CoventryCat86** · 06-30-2012, 01:36 AM

Wow, I must be out of touch or something, what's the story with this guy and his cigars?

As far as Tatuaje cigars, I really don't care for them, I've tried a few and they don't do anything for me.

**Devil Doc** · 06-30-2012, 10:14 AM

I like his cigars, a lot. I don't care for him.

On another board I belong to, he joined, was all buddy buddy, but come to find out he only joined to screw the vendors that were giving us a break on Tats because some of his vendors were whining. Considering we all were promoting his brand, I thought his methods low brow. We gave him an appropriate goodbye. Many don't smoke his cigars any more because of his actions.

Doc

**ashauler** · 07-01-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Devil Doc

I like his cigars, a lot. I don't care for him.

On another board I belong to, he joined, was all buddy buddy, but come to find out he only joined to screw the vendors that were giving us a break on Tats because some of his vendors were whining. Considering we all were promoting his brand, I thought his methods low brow. We gave him an appropriate goodbye. Many don't smoke his cigars any more because of his actions.

Doc

This. I smoke the Havana VI and the Miami's. I like them....and, shocker, they are regular production sticks and readily available.

And, of course, this:

Originally Posted by Moecizlak

Cigars? I thought he made trading cards, collector boxes, hats, shirts, wine, etc. Do you have a link to cigars he makes? Sounds interesting.

For me, purposefully and artificially created exclusive shit....inflated prices.....and "rock star" image completely turn me off. Don't get me wrong, he ain't the only one who does this shit, but imo, he is the most unabashed in his approach. Craig is definitely right, it works for him. The only drawback is what it is doing to the evolving generations of cigar smokers.

**kingbeefy** · 06-29-2012, 08:03 PM

Who's up for some chat ina few ours?

**kingbeefy** · 06-29-2012, 08:57 PM

Can I get back with you tomorrow when I'm thinking right?

**badwhale** · 06-29-2012, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Can I get back with you tomorrow when I'm thinking right?

taint licker. LOL

**kingbeefy** · 06-30-2012, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Devil Doc

I like his cigars, a lot. I don't care for him.

On another board I belong to, he joined, was all buddy buddy, but come to find out he only joined to screw the vendors that were giving us a break on Tats because some of his vendors were whining. Considering we all were promoting his brand, I thought his methods low brow. We gave him an appropriate goodbye. Many don't smoke his cigars any more because of his actions.

Doc

He sounds like a real douche bag. Looks like one too. As I said in all my off the wall drunken comments last night I have enjoyed a few of his cigars, but if he is really like that there are plenty of other good cigars to be had.

I still may have to slip in a Tat custom rolled taint puro in the PPP.

Who's after me? :)