Who would you smoke with.

[ggiese]

Well George it might start out like this, "What's a cigar"?

Doc

I was wondering that myself, even though He should (theoretically) know what a cigar is...

My next point would be - would He condone engaging in smoking cigars if it is (theoretically) bad for you. Or would He say it is really is not "bad"?

...and finally - what cigar would be most appropriate for Him and what would be appropriate to pair the cigar with? Wine sounds about right, but would He be perhaps interested in Scotch? Again - there would be those that would be shocked if Jesus smoked - and (more importantly) even more blown away he'd choose something like Scotch (or other alcoholic beverage) to "enjoy" with the cigar...

Wow. Seriously - once you got past all of that awkwardness and Jesus was amiable, what an incredible discussion you could have if He really would be willing to sit down with you over a cigar and glass of Scotch.