Heard this one while on vacation...
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He used little knotsies.
Maybe it's funnier after breathing oxygen from a tank.
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
I liked it Buzz. Reminds me of one of my favorites.
Where does the General keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
LOL
Why do eskimo's wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's too cold out tide....
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
***William Ernest Henley***
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