C'mon folks!!! There's only 2 signatures on David's petition. He needs 24,998 in the next month so that he can get a "response" from the White House. And - as an extra added bonus - if he gets more than 150 signatures his petition will be searchable through Whitehouse.gov!!!

We really don't want to cheat David out of his Guantamera Cristales, do we?!?