Welp, I'm going to spend another couple of days with the little dude, listening to story after story of how awesome bigwhale is. Then I will get him out and on his way to ashauler on Friday or Monday.

I was able to talk him out of selling the stash and going to the strip club so the cigars are still safe at home in my toiletadore.

I'll try to list my puts/takes for approval when I get home tonight.