Is this the correct forum for this announcement (sp?).
Is this the correct forum for this announcement (sp?).
Could be.....how drunk are you?
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May your ashes be long and your smoke be plentiful...
Damn it!
Kinda early to be "real drunk". Hoping it's not Milwaukee's Best or Schlitz that's causing you drunken rant...
I'm on my way home, wifey is driving, and I feel good. It was a once in a blue moon letting totally loose for me. Dancing pantsless on tables and what not. Lots of fun. :)
***NEWSFLASH***
Reports coming in of Kingbeefy barely coming out of a prior day's bender blistering hangover. Stay tuned for all the most current updates!!!
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
***BREAKING NEWS***
The Great Beefster's Bender Recovery Update:
Hey guys. I have had a very nice day today. It all started a little rough but I quickly turned my frowns into bacon and biscuits with honey and chased all that down a cup of coffee. Then I drank lots of water, got some couch/tv time in, a nap, a movie, and I'm about to rustle up some dinner vittles. At this point I am well rested, well hydrated, and feeling fine.
It seems that all is well now and His Highness Beefy should be back to making bad decisions again in no time. Thanks to all those who have followed this developing story. I couldn't have made without all your love and support.
-KB :)
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Rumors of reports of annoyed wife suspected, but not confirmed. Say tuned for updates...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
***THIS JUST IN***
When I was outside a few minutes ago I looked up and saw the lights on the Goodyear blimp, it said "King Beefy's a Pimp".
Signed,
Queen Beefy
It looks like thing are as good as ever with the King and Queen.
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Reporters say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Methinks there has been more spirits consumed in this thread after the original post.
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