Quote Originally Posted by kingbeefy View Post
One time I was playing a par five with a pond in front of the green. I was right at the pond on what was probably my ninth shot on the hole when an older guy drives up in a golf cart. He's wearing a wet suit, gets out, waves as he walks past my friend and me, puts a diving mask on, a snorkel in his mouth, and dives right in. Damndest thing I've ever seen on a golf course. True story.

As for the balls I always just get a big bag of used ones. My average score is in the lower 100's and I lose 10-15 balls on every round I play. It's fun as hell, I just cannot get the hang of it.
Don't sweat it... A guy I know who claims to be a great golfer once said,

The best 9 holes I ever played, I was fryin' on Acid. Peace my friends.
I have to think that was a train wreck of a game.. LOL