HO HO HO!
You want me to bring YOU something? After the year you just had?
So, let's take a look back, shall we?
Wimbel is still in shock over what you tried to do to him while he was with you - my heavens, man, they have inflatable sheep with vacuum suction and power drills for that kind of thing.
And let's not forget about that jaunt to Florida - you'd only be able to get away with being naked in a moving car for that long in that state. How many times did you drive by that nursing home?
And those hunting trips - well, let's just say that I've never seen anyone do that to a squirrel so often, and still be able to carry on an intelligible conversation. And here we all thought the gun talk was about shooting the GUN.
So, what'll it be this year? What kind of cigars do you enjoy most? Anything you haven't got to try yet?
Anything else you like? Coffee? Liquor? Dirty underwear? Gerbils?
Oh, and where the hell is CANADA?
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