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Secret Santa
Ho Ho Ho
And no Roham, for the last time I am not sending you three Ho’s this year either. Please stop sending me letters asking for them.
So, besides contributing to your depraved nature…What can Santa drop down your chimney this year? What sort of tasty smokes are you enjoying now, besides the Honey Berry Backwoods I see you puffing on all day? Any snacks or treats you like, other than the pickled pig’s feet that go in every sack? Any hobbies that don’t involve lotion and tissues? (You really have to stop that by the way, you’ll go blind kid.
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It's not "Whore, Whore, Whore" Saint Nick although as I was saying earlier today to a friend, we all love a good brothel now and then. I love medium to full bodied Torpedos/Belicosos and the like. But only if they are dipped in Congnac, cherry syrup or reindeer piss. If you were to ask my wife about what snacks I like you'd probably learn pretty fast that after midnight a little hungry mouse comes out of hiding and with absolutely no control devours everything in the pantry and fridge! It's a weird phenomenon. My hobbies include mostly anything that involves trying to work off those after midnight calories haha. And the fact that you know my vision is going makes me actually re evaluate the frequency of my "extra-curricular" activities!
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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