Ho Ho Ho

And no Roham, for the last time I am not sending you three Ho’s this year either. Please stop sending me letters asking for them.

So, besides contributing to your depraved nature…What can Santa drop down your chimney this year? What sort of tasty smokes are you enjoying now, besides the Honey Berry Backwoods I see you puffing on all day? Any snacks or treats you like, other than the pickled pig’s feet that go in every sack? Any hobbies that don’t involve lotion and tissues? (You really have to stop that by the way, you’ll go blind kid. )