Awwww, Santa, you shouldn't have.

I'm easy. I like medium-to-full cigars. Coffee, single malt scotch, and chocolate almond milk. High fashion, clothes I can wear the rest of my life, and boots. The Golden Girls. Non-fiction books, Axe Cop, clean computer code and the French vocabulary. I hate all music except jazz, rock, blues, rap, country, western, hip-hop, R&B, metal (speed, thrash, death, etc.), punk, techno, house, raggae, pop, lounge, classical and ambient. I'd love to build a rocking chair one day.

Does that help?