So der you da one dey call mangywhazzitrat? Hmmm looks like you ain't been doin' too gud dis year with that dere naughty nice thing. Sez here yooze got caught by dem autothoratiziees drag racin' dem locomotive tings. Huh.

Whell, tells me what kind der dem smokes you like. I anin't gonna list no joke gas statin ceegars like dem other santas. I knows dat you like them JR Alt claro wrapper jobbies, Iglooanas & doze briks of Pintolino irishcreames. But seeriusly, tell me what you want da big fat man to bring down yur chiminey.

Do youze like anyting else maybe a little less salty den semi auto gun parts? Da fat man can't deliver dat. No shlitz for you, doh. Maybe sumtin stronger? Maybe some goodies deze her elvezizies cam make? Da sky is da limit here at dis pole here. You just let me know, but.

462 da frig!