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    Default Badwhale have you been naughty or ice

    Well Badwhale it seems you made the list. It's time to weigh in if you have been naughty or nice. Tell Santa what you like.

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    I'm sure bw is very thankful that you only asked HIM this question.

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    Oh, I've been super nice. Ask anybody*

    Um, I'm pretty easy to please Santa. Almost anything from your sack will suffice.

    *Don't ask anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Oh, I've been super nice. Ask anybody*

    Um, I'm pretty easy to please Santa. Almost anything from your sack will suffice.

    *Don't ask anyone
    Holiday season posting restraint applied.

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    I'm sure old Wimbel would have a few tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sailor71 View Post
    I'm sure old Wimbel would have a few tales
    Wimbel would never incriminate me. We're broz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Wimbel would never incriminate me. We're broz.
    He doesn't have to. You're the one that posted the pics with your finger in poor little Wimble's uh...well you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreekTitan View Post
    He doesn't have to. You're the one that posted the pics with your finger in poor little Wimble's uh...well you know.
    You're mistaken. It was Wimbel's finger, and it was HIS squirrel. He did that thinking it was funny, but in hindsight he felt embarrassed. We drank it off, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    You're mistaken. It was Wimbel's finger, and it was HIS squirrel. He did that thinking it was funny, but in hindsight he felt embarrassed. We drank it off, though.
    Ha! You're right, I remember now, and I am the one who is mistaken. FWIW The debauchery did occur on your watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreekTitan View Post
    Ha! You're right, I remember now, and I am the one who is mistaken. FWIW The reported debauchery did occur on your watch.
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    I'm sure Santa is getting a lot of great ideas from this thread. No beastie porn, please.
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    Alright Badwhale the coal and backwoods are packaged up and just trying to figure out one special treat. I'm sure you don't deserve it but it's Christmas😎What is a treat for you? Island of origin doesn't matter.

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    Be sure and fart in the ziploc bag before you seal it. He likes smokes with a barnyard aroma
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Santa View Post
    Alright Badwhale the coal and backwoods are packaged up and just trying to figure out one special treat. I'm sure you don't deserve it but it's ChristmasWhat is a treat for you? Island of origin doesn't matter.
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    Be sure and fart in the ziploc bag before you seal it. He likes smokes with a barnyard aroma
    Oh Santa. Well, if you must press, anything Padron with hint of asscrack will do for me.
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    I just about have the barnyard aroma perfected. Just ask Mrs Claus.

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    Badwhale - Santa's sleigh is loaded up and headed your way on Monday

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    Santa's sleigh has entered Chicago airspace enroute to Badwhale

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    Badwhale have you been naughty or ice
    Oh that Badwhale feller has been "ice" allright...

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    Obviously I've been super ICE

    Oh thank you Santa! Already had one of the delicious condiments on some crackers! Everything looks so good!!!!
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