Badwhale have you been naughty or ice

[badwhale]

Alright Badwhale the coal and backwoods are packaged up and just trying to figure out one special treat. I'm sure you don't deserve it but it's ChristmasWhat is a treat for you? Island of origin doesn't matter.

Be sure and fart in the ziploc bag before you seal it. He likes smokes with a barnyard aroma

Oh Santa. Well, if you must press, anything Padron with hint of asscrack will do for me.