Some how you managed to make the list, I think this is a joke the elves are playing on me.

I am not even going to ask if you were naughty or nice, all I had to do was read a few of your posts for the past year and the question answered its self.
Besides cigars that are bad for your heath what other items are you looking forward to this year?

1. No blow up sheep I know they are really popular in NC but I just don't feel right dropping them down the chimney.
2. I am sorry I lost the only copy of the Swedish albino midget donkey porn so that's out also.
3. I am flat out of them glass top boxes of Cohiba Habana Edicion Limitada 2014.