Kevin7

[Secret Santa]

Some how you managed to make the list, I think this is a joke the elves are playing on me.

I am not even going to ask if you were naughty or nice, all I had to do was read a few of your posts for the past year and the question answered its self.
Besides cigars that are bad for your heath what other items are you looking forward to this year?

1. No blow up sheep I know they are really popular in NC but I just don't feel right dropping them down the chimney.
2. I am sorry I lost the only copy of the Swedish albino midget donkey porn so that's out also.
3. I am flat out of them glass top boxes of Cohiba Habana Edicion Limitada 2014.

[kevin7]

LOL no #2 ? Well then f**K you I dont want a damn thing now.

WE got real sheep down here and I just went to Nassau so I scored some pre release 2015 EL Cohiba glassadors

Send me a few smokes and I will be happy as a pig in shit

[Secret Santa]

I hope you have a large mail box

I broke the shit out of the sleigh in a reindeer race last night after a few to many, So USPO will have to make the delivery.
If its a problem for a large flat rate box let me know and i can try and time it for Saturday delivery.

[kevin7]

large flat rate box

Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

[TheGreekTitan]

Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

LMAO.

[kevin7]

Hey ,I'm old. First porn I ever watched was on Super8 mm

[illilli]

You have aged well. I don't get cake like that at my house.

Congrats on your son's career; is he a cigar smoker too?

[kevin7]

This is the real me being a smartass as usual

[illilli]

Is that your son?

[kevin7]

It's me opening my secret Santa package . George wanted a selfie of me . My son will be 21 in 2 weeks and off to Law Enforcement school . A local town has sponsored him and there is a 95% chance they will hire him upon completion.