Kevin7

**Secret Santa** · 11-15-2013, 11:41 AM

Some how you managed to make the list, I think this is a joke the elves are playing on me.

I am not even going to ask if you were naughty or nice, all I had to do was read a few of your posts for the past year and the question answered its self.

Besides cigars that are bad for your heath what other items are you looking forward to this year?

1. No blow up sheep I know they are really popular in NC but I just don't feel right dropping them down the chimney.
2. I am sorry I lost the only copy of the Swedish albino midget donkey porn so that's out also.
3. I am flat out of them glass top boxes of Cohiba Habana Edicion Limitada 2014.

**kevin7** · 11-18-2013, 06:25 PM

LOL no #2 ? Well then f**K you I dont want a damn thing now.

WE got real sheep down here and I just went to Nassau so I scored some pre release 2015 EL Cohiba glassadors

Send me a few smokes and I will be happy as a pig in shit

**Secret Santa** · 11-24-2013, 03:56 PM

I hope you have a large mail box

I broke the shit out of the sleigh in a reindeer race last night after a few to many, So USPO will have to make the delivery.
If its a problem for a large flat rate box let me know and i can try and time it for Saturday delivery.

**kevin7** · 11-24-2013, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Secret Santa

large flat rate box

Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

**TheGreekTitan** · 11-24-2013, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Schweeeet ,I like my porn on vhs

LMAO.

**kevin7** · 11-24-2013, 09:32 PM

Hey ,I'm old. First porn I ever watched was on Super8 mm

**Secret Santa** · 11-25-2013, 05:37 PM

Transaction Number: 281312412

It will go out tomorrow if i can make it back form work early.

**ashauler** · 11-25-2013, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Hey ,I'm old. First porn I ever saw was on a cave wall

fix't for ya.

**kevin7** · 11-29-2013, 06:17 PM

Ho ho ho motherfuckers I came home to a big assed box from my santa. I am not opening it yet though because I gotta dig out my VCR I'm praying for 80's hairy bush porn and an assortment of Swisher Sweet flavored cigarillos. I hope I am not disappointed or there will hell to pay. Thank you in advance Santa.. More to follow

**Secret Santa** · 12-01-2013, 09:11 PM

Everything make it it OK?

**kevin7** · 12-05-2013, 06:42 PM

Box is fine,I aint opening it yet unless there is raw chicken that might spoil LOL

**Secret Santa** · 12-12-2013, 07:39 PM

The contents should be fine for a week or 3, I drooled on the cigars a little so the extra moisture will keep them from drying out.
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Seriously they will be fine i packed them good and tossed in a humi pack thing. "they are sealed up good", I kind of thought you would wait to open it so i planed for it.

**kevin7** · 12-12-2013, 10:05 PM

awesome,pantyclause

**kevin7** · 12-21-2013, 11:02 PM

That f'ing box is talking to me

**ashauler** · 12-24-2013, 10:20 AM

It's Christmas eve ya pansy.....open the damn thing already!!

**kevin7** · 12-24-2013, 01:22 PM

no.

**ashauler** · 12-24-2013, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

no.

lmao.....Merry Christmas bro!

**kevin7** · 12-25-2013, 08:53 AM

Ah yes ,what a box of cigars and assorted cool cigar stuff awaited me this morning. Mangygreg outdid himself for sure. Thank you very much for making my Christmas day

**ggiese** · 12-25-2013, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Ah yes ,what a box of cigars and assorted cool cigar stuff awaited me this morning. Mangygreg outdid himself for sure. Thank you very much for making my Christmas day

You're quite da man for holding out until Christmas before opening it!

What - no pictures of the happy boy opening the present?