2013 Christmas writing contest

[ashauler]

Yep, it's back. Take a look at the link below and submit your entries in this thread. Have fun!!

The original inspiration:
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...SMOKER-s-STYLE!

1. Contest begins today.

2. Open to members in good standing. If you don't know if you're in good standing or not, enter anyway, someone will let you know.

3. You can submit as many entries as you want. Entries are to be posted in this thread.

4. Entry can be in the form of a poem, song, haiku, limerick, or just a short story, and can be serious or humorous. You can make your own lyrics to classic Christmas songs or whatever you want.

5. Entry must be themed around the Christmas season and cigarsmokers.com.

6. Deadlines are CST.

7. Winners will be chosen by Poll of the membership.

8. As the host, I won't be playing, but I reserve the right to litter the thread with sarcastic comments. Particularly witty and caustic comments will head towards all haiku's submitted.

Deadline to post your entry = Midnight CST, December 24, 2013.

Poll starts on Monday, December 30, 2013 and runs through Monday, January 6, 2014.

The winner will receive some very tasty smokes from the bottom left corner of my coolerdor.

Good luck!!

[badwhale]

The winner will receive some very tasty smokes from the bottom left corner of my coolerdor.

You told me that's where you keep your Ron Mexicos!

Thanks for the contest. I'll try an piece something together.

[ashauler]

Really, there isn't a single Ron Mexico anywhere in the cooler, I promise.
I can't believe that buzz hasn't submitted any haiku's yet.

[ggiese]

I started something earlier today - but got distracted. Damned work...

I'm glad to see this thread resurrected. Let's see some creativity!

[ashauler]

Lighters ping

below a smoke ring
At the herf
kingbeefy is dirty dancing
A secret delight
and bad dreams tonight
Christmas in cigarsmokers land

Over there, in the corner
covered in, body armour
Eville was wrong
Fordraptorfiend banged a gong
Christmas in cigarsmokers land!

[kingbeefy]

Lighters ping

below a smoke ring
At the herf
kingbeefy is dirty dancing
A secret delight
and bad dreams tonight
Christmas in cigarsmokers land

I am honored to make a cameo in your poetry.

I've been thinking about this, I'll go to the bathroom and get something down on paper later.

[illilli]

Swisher Sweet;
Smoke Blows.
Fish or Meat;
Nose Knows.
Opus X;
Nice To Light.
Like Sex;
Not Tonight!

[ashauler]

Nice stuff!!

[cinda]

All very good stuff...and It's nice to be remembered ...

[ashauler]

Deadline is tonight at midnight CST......