How often do you smoke?

[CoventryCat86]

Now c'mon, I know you're new here but this site has been around for over ten years and you seem like a reasonably intelligent individual who should realize that this question must have been asked here at least once in the past ten years, right?

As they say "'Search' is your friend"

Hey, I got an idea, search the site and place links to all the threads you find here where this question has been asked before. At least this way, when the question gets asked in the future, YOU will own THE THREAD that contains all related threads where this question has been asked before and we can then reference this thread to all future new guys who ask the same question!

[Twotacotuesday]

Thank for the advice. Very helpful. Must have a lot of time on your hands. In the future, "3-4 a week" will do fine. Take less time too. Appreciate the input though.

[ggiese]

Mr. Tuesday. I'm quite certain there's a logical reason you're asking your question - aside from trying to irritate the Cat. Would you help us to understand your curiosity about how many cigars I smoke in a week?

BTW - my answer? Not enough - wish it was more...

[CoventryCat86]

Thank for the advice. Very helpful. Must have a lot of time on your hands. In the future, "3-4 a week" will do fine. Take less time too. Appreciate the input though.

You're obviously either too stupid or too lazy to figure our yourself how to find the answer to your question which let's all be honest, was kinda dumb to begin with. It reminds me of this scene from Animal House:



Behavior like that here or on any other forums is generally not received very well.

And your smart-assed reply to me makes you look like an even bigger ass so you just go right on being you and see how far that gets you in life. Let me explain this in a little more detail to you since unfortunately again, you're either too stupid, too arrogant or too ignorant to even consider the fact that you did something foolish here. Like Flounder in the Animal House video above, you come into a new place whether it be a fraternity house or a cigar smokers site. There are a bunch of us sitting around smoking cigars or playing cards like in the video. You/Flounder ask a pretty silly question and you get glared at. Now here's where you and Flounder took completely different paths: Flounder realized he made an ass out of himself, didn't get all pissy, arrogant and defensive and learned something from the experience and just walked away without shooting his mouth off. You on the other hand just told all the guys at the card table that we have way too much time on our hands with a smug, obnoxious and smart-assed tone and now you're just standing there ready to get the $hit beat out of you by pretty much everyone at the card table/cigar smokers site. So here's what you can do at this point, man up and admit you were obnoxious and apologize or go on being a jerk and see how far that gets you here as I alluded to in the first sentence in this paragraph.

Okay, here's my answer as to how many cigars I smoke in a week "Zero to 40." Anything else I can do for you?

[BowhuntnHoosier]

When we had nice warm weather around I usually smoked one a day on weekdays and 2 a day on weekends. Now that this horrible winter has set in I am lucky to get in 3 or 4 a week. Supposed to be warming up around here so I have a nice supply of sticks just waiting. May have to chain smoke 2 or 3 come friday.